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Disappointment Did you hear about the woman who married three different Microsoft employees and still died a virgin? Her first
husband was in Training, and he kept teaching her how to do The second one was in Sales, and he kept telling her how good
it was The third was in Tech Support, and he kept saying,
"Don't worry, it'll Men's Rules For Women 2. If you are cooking a special dinner for a man, be
sure to include 3. Don't make him hold your purse in the mall. 4. Despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary in
many of the 5. Shopping is not fascinating. 6. When he asks for a threesome with you and your best
friend, he is 7. Unless the answer is yes. 8. In which case, can he videotape it? 9. If you REALLY want a nice guy, stop dating good-looking jerks. 10. The man is ALWAYS in charge of poking the campfire with a
stick 11. Trying to provoke a large, dangerous-looking felon from
across 12. Money does not equate love. Not even in Nevada. 13. Any attempt by a man to prepare food, no matter how
feeble (i.e., 14. Those male models with perfect bodies are all gay. Accept it. 15. He heard you the first time. 16. You know, YOU can ask HIM out too... Let's spread
the rejection 17. If you truly want honesty, don't ask questions you don't
really 18. Of COURSE he wants another beer. 19. The guy doesn't ALWAYS have to sleep on the wet spot. 20. Dogs good. Cats bad. 21. Any sort of injury involving the testicles is not funny. 22. If he has to sit through "Legends of the Fall",
you have to sit 23. "Fine!" is not an acceptable way to end an argument. 24. Do not question a man's innate navigational abilities by 25. He was not looking at that other girl. 26. Well, okay... maybe a little. 27. Okay, so what! He was looking at her. Big
deal. Like you never 28. There is nothing inherently wrong with the word "sports" 29. He is the funniest, strongest, best-looking, most
successful man 30. And all your friends think so too. Especially the cute ones. 31. Your (select appropriate item:)
butt/boobs/hair/makeup/legs look 32. If you want a satisfying sex life, you will NEVER fake an orgasm. 33. It is not necessary to discuss the heaviness of your
menstrual 34. Remember: Nair bottle looks an awful lot like shampoo if
left in 35. [Edited for tender ears.] 36. Dirty laundry comes in several categories: Looks
fine/smells 37. Yes, Sharon Stone/Pamela Anderson/Cindy Crawford is
prettier 38. Of course size matters, and boy does he have the
granddaddy of 39. His (fill in appropriate selections:) bald spot/beer 40. Don't hog the covers. 41. Watching football is a major turn-on for you. But
please wait 42. He does not just want to be friends. 43. A successful date always starts with the woman uttering
the 44. Just because this list doesn't have as many entries as
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